CLARK'S A COMEDY GENIUS

The greatest football manager this world has ever seen...according to the Glasgow media!

Seems its Friday and everyone, with a Pars persuasion, seems to be languishing in a pit of depression these days I thought it would be good to repeat a first-class gag that ex-Pars coach Sandy Clark came out with on 90 minutes earlier.

Speaking about the Pars and their current battle with relegation Clark - now in charge of Second Division Berwick Rangers - answered host Jim Spence's question about Pars manager Davie Hay being under pressure with an absolutely stoater of a quote,

"I think Davie has done VERY well this season. I don't think you can blame him at all!"

It's good to know that Clark doesn't just leave his comedic moments for his 'expert' football analysis on the BBC. It's also good to know that the supply of drugs is very healthy in Berwick these days.

Come on Sandy, get a grip! This Hay-loving conspiracy in the Glasgow press must run deeper than we think...