"We'll see...eh!"

As eccentric as they come!! Quiet as a mouse one minute, a machete wielding maniac the next, the Major is one FRL member you wouldn't want to cross. On a serious note though he is probably more famed around Cardenden or in the midst of the front row for his blue shoes, Nike trackies, long white coat and curly perm. He first shot to fame in February 06  away to Aberdeen when he turned up to a game wearing an eye patch to strike fear into opposition fans - this fear quickly diminished when he boaked up on the train home! Speaking of which, The Major is usually the bookies favourite in the race to spew stakes on any FRL outing. The Major hails from Rosyth although he is originally from Swindon, if he is not seen decked out in black and white he will be wearing the colours of Blackburn Rovers, the team he adopted after they won the English Premiership in 1995. The Major is still to experience that elusive first time with a member of the opposite sex although with as hectic a schedule he has in following the Pars home and away it might just be that he really doesn't have the time.