'Stevenson'

Last updated : 24 January 2008 By Pars Mad

The boy Stevenson. Stevenson Seagal. Stevenson Balboa. Shakin' Stevenson. What can ya say about the radge!? Many moons ago the guy was a quiet, reserved type of guy whose only pleasures in life were driving to the football and munching into a steak bridie at half-time. Nowadays the boy is only happy if he's drinking, fighting or generally causing a fracas in one shape or form. If you'd known Stevenson a few years ago you'd have looked upon him as a kind of gentle giant, wouldn't be able to fight his way out of a paper bag. Fast forward to the present day and the guy's fought more bouts than Ricky fuckin Hatton!! A dramatic turnaround for the man now nicknamed 'Two Darts'. Give the guy a pint and he's sound, give the guy a vodka and red bull however and he's a ticking timebomb of the highest order! His recent bouts of rage have also spilled over onto the pool table where his crown as FRL pool/killer champion has seriously slipped in recent months - much like his attendance record for Pars games! Not adverse to pinching other FRL members' well-coined phrases and using them for himself - 'waste o a pair o shorts min!', 'too many characters spoil the broth', 'yer a clown min' etc - Stevenson, a founder member of the FRL, has undoubtedly earned the right to be labelled a 'character'!