It took the boy a while to give up his luxury seat In the North West stand to become a fully affiliated member of the FRL but his time did eventually come and what an impact he has had in terms of creating stories within the FRL.Whether it is burling munters or constantly downing pint after pint the guy is a stalwart when it comes to FRL outings.A permanent fixture so to speak and as Cardenden is now his second home it would be fitting to describe him now as a Cardenden boy.Cooney also become an instant success with the ladies from Cardenden and a weekend can't go by without one heefer or another throwing their knickers at him.Whether it is the Liam Gallagher wannabe pose or not, only the females will know.Cooney shot to fame on cup final night when kitted out in a white pink stained shirt decided to take matters into his own hands when he nearly got fixed with the mother of all munters.This thing would eat Godzilla out of home and if it wasn't for a certain boy called Tubby stealing the show then the editor of this website's antics from that night would still be getting spoken about to this day.It doesn't matter if Cooney appears in the Den on a Wednesday, a Friday or a Saturday one thing is for sure he will always find some bints couch or bed to sleep on.Rumour mongers amongst the FRL have predicted that when the Pars are playing away to East Stirling at FirsPark in a few seasons time Cooney and the Major will still be the first two names down on the trip sheet.
